OH man can you believe this? Okay whoever reads this is either going to puke or laugh themselves so hard they'll fall over. So it's pretty late right, everyone fell asleep in the living room again. So I take the puppy and Nicole upstairs. Nicole settles down in my mom's room and I put the puppy in the bathroom where we have kept her. So I know I've said in the past that this dog doesn't like to go to bed alone, so I sat there and waited and all the while I started to feel like I had to pee. Well finally I knew I had to pee but the dog fell asleep! So I'm like damnit, I can't pee and wake her up then I'll have to sit here and wait all over again for her to fall asleep. So I try to convince myself, okay I can hold it. WELL I couldn't hold it. So desperate to pee I took a urine sample...in two cups. I had to...there was no other way except waking up the dog. Yeah I dumped out the pee outside and threw out the plastic cups. So maybe about ten minutes later...I have to go to the bathroom. Really go. I swear my body was working against me. So I said screw it, I'm no camper. I can't go to the bathroom in the woods. Well I ended up waking the dog. All that grief and she still woke up. I guess when I flushed, she heard it and woke up. I only stayed maybe five minutes before leaving her and I think she didn't really cry. At least she's getting better. Never again will I wait until the dog is asleep to use the bathroom!
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